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Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !” Sam : “It’s a family tradition”. Teacher : “What do you mean?” Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”. Teacher : “What about your mother?” Sam : “She’s a woman”
Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!
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Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets. Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND SMILE Is not a single word.. It is beautiful sentence S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy ...So always keep smiling... good night
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Good or Bad, Life is full of things to appreciate.. From sadness, we appreciate happiness… From mistakes, we appreciate experience…. From friends, we appreciate laughter… From love, we appreciate companionship…. From Faith, we appreciate God..and From all the above, we appreciate growth...
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Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel Question : “What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer : “tea please” Question : ” Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?” Answer : “Ceylon tea ” Question : “How would you like it ? black orwhite ?” Answer : “white” Question : “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?” Answer: “With milk ” Question : “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk” Answer : “With cow milk please. Question : ” Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?” Answer : ” Um, I’ll take it black. ” Question : ” Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?” Answer : “With sugar” Question : ” Beet sugar or cane sugar ?” Answer : “Cane sugar ” Question :” White , brown or yellow sugar ?”
Answer : “Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.” Question: “Mineral water or still water ? ” Answer : “Mineral water” Question : “Flavored or non-flavored ?” Answer : “I’ll rather die of thirst Sir.....Sir.....Sir..... just go to hell
Smile is source to win a heart, smile is a name of lovely mood, smile create greatness in personality, so I wish you to smile always in your life….